The Love Story
It was August 23rd, 2017, when we met. That was 7.5 years ago and it was love at first sight. He has big eyes, one continuous brow, rounded strong shoulders, with a rich smooth skin that mirrors the world. He’s very playboy-like with some rustic edges. He caught my interest when we strolled around the block. It was that stroll that sold me, I had to have him. The way he moved was commanding, solid and safe. I knew he was going to be my boyfriend.
He was born in Germany in 1999. Even though he is much younger than I am, with his rich blackness and my bleached out look, we made a striking looking couple. Everywhere we went people automatically engaged us in conversation, mostly about him, with his perfect model looks.
He is the perfect boyfriend, always there when I need him, takes me everywhere I want to go and never once has he left me stranded. He has helped me build my studio and taken me on major shopping sprees. He even took me to see my family 700 miles away in record breaking time. He gives me a feeling of safety. We are the perfect match. I know you must be wondering, with such a perfect guy why are you getting rid of him or exactly why are you selling him?
Well I am no typical woman, I make a project out of my men. Facelifts, toning, muscle building, continuous upgrades. I come from a modern family of divorce, so your love must always be tested to breaking points. Most boyfriends have never lasted the 6- month test. If they do, then nothing will kill them. This is my perfect boyfriend, still alive, still beautiful, still safe, still awesome. There are probably only 10 like him left in the USA.
Now let me tell you about my Boyfriend
He is the E430 Mercedes, model W210, built in the last year of the 20th century stepping into the 21st century, as everything was about speed. Mercedes went classy and fast to beat out the BMW M series with their AMGs. The AMG E55 is the big brother to the E430, both have the M113 engine that is known to be bulletproof. Basically, everything can fall off the car —doors, hood, tires —but the engine will still be moving. In the past I was a BMW fan, but Mercedes with their W210 E430 won me over, birthing a little over 46k.
As ages go, 26 years are grandma and grandpa years. As we get older, the spirit is the human engine that propels us, just as the engine propels the spirit in my boyfriend. Our exterior always shows the life we lead, but it is the life we led that engines the spirit of our mojo.
Like a temperamental race horse, the E55 is fast and sweet, but there are some delicate complex issues. It is 349 hp with its Torque 391 lb-ft @ 3000 RPM, 0-60 mph: 5.4 seconds. My boyfriend, less temperamental, is the E430 at 275 hp, Torque is 295 @ 4000 RPM, 0-60 mph: 6.4 seconds. The bottom line in separation is only One-Second. And I must add, I get better gas mileage than the big brother, E55.
The major trick to pulling off this accomplishment of the perfect boyfriend is, you need a great technician. Matt, he is the guy from the Little Garage, located in Huntington, Long Island, NY. Yes, it is a trip for me to get there, but I am not the only one who knows he is worth the journey. When I first brought my new boyfriend to Matt, he did do a little eye roll. My boyfriend was a wreck. My logic was, I could buy a new car and have a $1500 a month payment between car loan and insurance or buy this rustic bad boy. So I bought this “As IS” beauty for 2K, put an instant 4K in and from there on in, I spent $500 a month to update everything with all new OEM parts, as I used it as my daily driving machine. And yes, I still love this BadBoy E430.
I am presently at 314,467K miles. I am selling my wonderful boyfriend at the cost of two dollars a mile. 314,467 x 2 = $628,934.
The sale price includes my E430 Boyfriend, plus three 120” x 90″ prints of your choice. And the proud ownership of being part of the story as we go down in history together.
Just as it is in life, it is never about the final destination, it is about enjoying the journey of getting there.
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